i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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