Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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