Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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