Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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