Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
the day after is always just damage control
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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