My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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