like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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