She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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