I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
