so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize