if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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