There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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