One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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