What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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