she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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