At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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