just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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