This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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