She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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