i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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