Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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