I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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