it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No subtext here. People are naked.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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