i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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