Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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