so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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