'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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