I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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