dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
