im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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