Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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