Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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