I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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