i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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