seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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