i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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