you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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