Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
