I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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