Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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