i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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