Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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