That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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