My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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