Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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