i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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