I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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