I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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