And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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