Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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