he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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