yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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