$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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