marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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