just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
