Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You can't just leave with hair like that
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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